Score: 10

"Mmmm"

submission: 2 Clocks 1 Cup

date: August 15, 2008

Makes my mouth water.

Score: 3

"How does this get a 4.10???"

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 28, 2008

Oh yeah, because illwillpress has an army of preteens who would lick the shit off his asshole. It's not rocket science to import a picture into Flash, pull a "Trace Bitmap" and then copy and paste your Foamy "movements." If I submitted something similar, I couldn't expect anything higher than a 2.5. I can't forget to mention that the rant wasn't even funny!!! I'm sorry, the screaming squirrel is old and tired, get rid of it. I'm sure you can do better, you're a decent artist, you just don't put any effort into your creations.

3 stars because I hate it when people don't hold the door for me and I hate kids.

Score: 1

"Same old"

submission: : Next-door Neighbor :

date: April 18, 2008

I feel like your stream of events are all the same, the only difference is the subject matter. It's always big titted goth chick talking about something nobody cares about while that fucking annoying grey blob rants about it. Take that and add a couple sexual references to give all the 14 year olds on Newgrounds a boner and BAM! You've got yourself another steaming pile of shit.

Seriously, try something new.

Score: 0

"yo homie"

submission: Infamous Freestyle

date: January 17, 2005

yo homie dat be da shizzle werd up g dawg. dont be lisnen 2 these ambulance chasers dey all chumps. keep on bussin out da rhymes yo.