Score: 10

"Mmmm"

submission: 2 Clocks 1 Cup

date: August 15, 2008

Makes my mouth water.

Score: 3

"How does this get a 4.10???"

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 28, 2008

Oh yeah, because illwillpress has an army of preteens who would lick the shit off his asshole. It's not rocket science to import a picture into Flash, pull a "Trace Bitmap" and then copy and paste your Foamy "movements." If I submitted something similar, I couldn't expect anything higher than a 2.5. I can't forget to mention that the rant wasn't even funny!!! I'm sorry, the screaming squirrel is old and tired, get rid of it. I'm sure you can do better, you're a decent artist, you just don't put any effort into your creations.

3 stars because I hate it when people don't hold the door for me and I hate kids.

Score: 1

"Same old"

submission: : Next-door Neighbor :

date: April 18, 2008

I feel like your stream of events are all the same, the only difference is the subject matter. It's always big titted goth chick talking about something nobody cares about while that fucking annoying grey blob rants about it. Take that and add a couple sexual references to give all the 14 year olds on Newgrounds a boner and BAM! You've got yourself another steaming pile of shit.

Seriously, try something new.

Score: 3

"I've got to be honest"

submission: : Conspire To Rewire :

date: February 23, 2008

I did crack a smile at some of the childish poop jokes. However, I find the rest of it to be your typical style. If anything needs to be done, you need to get rid of Foamy. He's overplayed and frankly, not funny. Even your fanbase is beginning to agree that something has got to be done.

Also, once again animation is minimal, all the graphics are simple and recycled, the dialog is nearly impossible to understand. You have potential for more than this, yet you choose not to go for it.

Score: 10

"Those damn hypocritical moderators!"

submission: Clock Crew : The Burning

date: February 7, 2008

Not on my watch! I'll make sure they get what's coming.

Score: 5

"Nothing too new or interesting"

submission: Madness Neurosis Collab 3

date: January 10, 2008

Wasn't bad, just lacking in originality. Madness is overdone, overrated and plotless. One madness movie will always look like another no matter how original you try to make it. Same characters, same animation, same backgrounds, same battles. But enough of that, I did say it wasn't all bad. The animation was smooth at least.

Score: 0

"Not very funny."

submission: :: Black Magic Metal ::

date: November 8, 2007

I'm sorry, but I must be honest. I didn't laugh at all during this. In fact, I don't think I so much as cracked a smile. Racial humor is a touchy subject. Not because it offends, but because it takes a certain approach to make it funny. You can't simply state stereotypes/facts/trends and expect it to be funny. There is much more to it than that.
Also, the same scenery gets kinda boring after a while, try switching it up sometime. It will make the video much more appealing to the eye. Maybe a change of characters too? All of these ones are getting rather old. Maybe even try a new series or something of that nature.
On a last note, cut the sexual stuff out. It has no room in videos like this. It makes it look as if you're just using it to get ratings, especially considering how they were presented. They just appear to come out of nowhere. Whoring yourself out like that, as an artist, makes you lose fans.

Score: 10

"I'm Wadezilla"

submission: B for Bednetta

date: November 5, 2007

What a wonderful piece of art. Beautiful use of the letter B through alliteration. Might I add that the B mask was brilliant!

Score: 0

"LavaLampShade is a ripoff"

submission: (SG) Shade Fight3

date: October 16, 2007

LavaLampClock existed first. Way to be a failure. By the way, ripoff crews became unfunny years ago.

Score: 10

"Hay this is me"

submission: WADEZILLA IS THE BEST!

date: September 9, 2007

Sexy. :D