almost as good as hentai!

almost perfect, just needed a little hentai to top it off

i thought it was decent but there wasnt enough hentai

Like you know when

Know when you're melting butter in a pan to cook something? Well playing this feels like that. A lot of twisting and turning and watching the butter slide across the pan. Only in this case, you don't realize that the stove is off and the butter takes forever to melt the slightest bit. Very well presented, but I guess it's just not my cup of tea.

Thrilling!

I don't think I've ever played a more action packed game such as this one.

Old, too many of these

At least you tried, but I've played this exact same game so many times, only difference being the graphics.

yo homie

yo homie dat be da shizzle werd up g dawg. dont be lisnen 2 these ambulance chasers dey all chumps. keep on bussin out da rhymes yo.